Friday, February 17, 2012

White Chicks (2004)


PG-13, 1 hr. 48 min.  Directed by: Keenen Ivory Wayans.  Release Date: June 23, 2004.  DVD Release Date: October 26, 2004.

People are going to go nuts when I report that I love this movie, but in my defense, I don't love it in the good way.   The only reason this didn't get a much better overall score from me is because I'm very aware that this isn't to everyone's taste.  In fact, it's almost to no one's taste, and I'm always surprised how funny I think this movie is.  I'm not a huge fan of the Wayans brothers, well, at least not since In Living Color went off the air.  God, did I LOVE me some Homey the Clown.  I liked Scary Movie, and then there was a long, cold winter of discontent between that and this.  There have been no other serious contenders for my attention in the Wayans' careers.

Does the movie have problems?  Yes, and a host of them.  For some inexplicable reason, both Wayans have the same out-of-regs haircut and earrings in during their duty as FBI agents.  While they might have the same 'do in real life, I'm fairly sure it would have been a little more conservative and a little less... Ja Rule.  The earrings definitely would have been out.  I'm also not thrilled that a lot, and by a lot, I mean nearly all of the humor, is based on stereotypes.  Strangely, not just stereotypes about white women, but about black people, the nouveau riche, and just about everyone they could get fit in to the tale.  Stereotypes can be funny for shock value, but if that's all you got, there are problems.  The story is also an issue.  It's starts off fairly creatively, but the "investigation" changes gears so frequently that you have to wonder how these guys close any cases.

This movie is made almost entirely by its support cast, specifically:  Jennifer Carpenter, Jessica Cauffiel, and Busy Phillips.  This was a very different role for Jennifer Carpenter, who I'm mostly familiar with from her work on Dexter.  This time, she's not a tough-as-nails, semi-masculine cop, but she is almost the exact opposite.  She's feminine, almost stereotypically so, insecure, and fragile.  In this movie, she was kind of sexy, and very funny.  Her scene in the changing room at that boutique was nothing short of hysterical.  She may have to call me along with Queen Latifah and Drew Barrymore.

I do think this is funny, but it's the kind of funny that I'm embarrassed about.  I shouldn't be laughing, but I do.  I've seen this maybe half a dozen times since it was released on video, and it never fails to crack me up.  The dialogue is pretty mindless, but there are a number of sharp one-liners and zingers that keep me going.  Even the Wayans brothers aren't terrible, which is a unique phenomenon in their film careers... at least together.

If you might get offended over stuff, or get bent out of shape because you were offended; skip it.  If not, maybe check it out some time.  This is quick, mindless, and easily digestible.  There are worse ways to kill time.